please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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