It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
this will be a night to untag.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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