That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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