Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I wanna passion pit in your ass
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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