Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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