i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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