office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Every concussion has its silver lining
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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