im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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