i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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