Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
