i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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