wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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