make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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