Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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