We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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