Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm getting married
To pizza
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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