you're like a bully in the Christmas story
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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