she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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