some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
