I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
