Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I can't turn off my feet"
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
