Define "chronic" masturbator.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
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Everything about him screamed your future.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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