If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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