you turned your livingroom into a bong?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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