Pants 0. Shit 1.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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