I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's shark week go big or go home
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Randomize
