hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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