She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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