mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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