Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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