whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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