Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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