VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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