I cannot find my penis.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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