Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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