she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Of course I have a pirate flag
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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