I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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