best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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