oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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