Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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