I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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