I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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