Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Randomize
