ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
