$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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