nut hugger
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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