I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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