is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
and she was petting her beer can
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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