We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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