i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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