your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
