You're so nebulous sometimes
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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