people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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