I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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