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Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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