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He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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