I love black thongs
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.