Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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