We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
