hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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