no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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